1. I said no to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen.
2. Marriage is one of the causes of divorce.
3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
4. To get born-free, to die-taxed.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
6. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
7. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
8. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
9. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
10. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
11. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
12. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
13. Someday is not a day of the week
14. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
15. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
16. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
! *All the things you want in life are either illegal, expensive, or married to someone else.*
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